What a fucking waste of an outfit
Can Purell be used as lube?
Welp...herpes.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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