The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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