You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
