she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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