She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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