So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Welp...herpes.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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