Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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