what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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