i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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