Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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