Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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