Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
