She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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