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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season

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I find it ironic that you were attempting to masturbate to a show called "The Biggest Loser".

Submitted by drseussofporn on May 31, 10 at 1:03pm

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- thats not ironic. that is appropriate. which is the exact opposite of ironic
  
  Submitted by vaginaboob on May 31, 10 at 3:13pm
  
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Wait, you tried at the beginning of the season? Wtf is wrong with you?

Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on May 31, 10 at 11:39am

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............

Submitted by norrisdrummer on Jun 1, 10 at 3:21am

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Dude hasn't been laid in 4 years...

Submitted by guitar_boy on May 31, 10 at 11:36am

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Lmao wow bbw lover much

Submitted by You_Fail on May 31, 10 at 11:26am

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Troll-tastic. i wouldnt be surprised to find out that this is stantheman

Submitted by Leto on May 31, 10 at 6:38pm

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I got one thing to say to you: GET LAID

Submitted by abc101 on May 31, 10 at 8:27pm

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Really? You have other channels I'm sure.

Submitted by blondebabe90 on May 31, 10 at 11:26am

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I LOVE this sooooooo much...

Submitted by OrangeXenon54 on May 31, 10 at 11:25pm

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Hahahahahaha that's great

Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 6:12pm

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Insoviet russia bigest looser jack off to YOU!

Submitted by ozone95 on May 31, 10 at 8:14pm

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In no way is this acceptable

Submitted by Michguy on May 31, 10 at 11:42am

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I lol'ed

Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:33am

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Sunshine did get kinda sexy...

Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on May 31, 10 at 3:09pm

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Wwooowww.....

Submitted by what_it_is on Jun 1, 10 at 1:42am

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Speechless

Submitted by babibluez4u on May 31, 10 at 1:00pm

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You know what's even easier to jack off to? Porn. Try it sometime.

Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 31, 10 at 10:31pm

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Wise words from "vaginaboob".

Submitted by dannnyy on May 31, 10 at 10:01pm

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This text is hilarious! It sounds like something weird and inappropriate stantheman would say. So get over it people. It's just a text, and anyone whose ever thought about getting with a fatty has had a similar thought like this.

Submitted by la_maldita97 on Jun 2, 10 at 12:24am

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Ha ha ha! Brilliant!

Submitted by Savagejay on May 31, 10 at 1:19pm

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Holy fuck wow

Submitted by johnnyk on Jun 29, 10 at 8:56am

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eeewww

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 10 at 1:09am

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Alot is not a fucking word. The phrase is "a lot". <-- notice that it's two separate words. How did you pass the seventh grade?

Submitted by anonmyous on May 31, 10 at 12:37pm

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- coming from the person who spelled anonymous wrong..
  
  Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Jun 1, 10 at 1:19am
  
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  - Coming from the person who spelled "rawr" wrong..
    
    Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 3:55am
    
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    Coming from someone who kept up a string of TFLN arguments.
    
    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jun 19, 10 at 5:44am
    
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@10:01 ahaha (:

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 10 at 2:31am

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Just like all Americans? You must be fucking retarded, like a Brit with nasty teeth or a smelly ass Muslim!

Submitted by danksinatra on May 31, 10 at 12:25pm

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WTF?!?!

Submitted by abc101 on May 31, 10 at 11:26am

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yep only in trailer park trash southeast mo do they jack off to the biggest loser

Submitted by huskerdrunk on Jun 1, 10 at 9:06pm

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Umm duh?

Submitted by codii on Jun 1, 10 at 12:44pm

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Not so much

Submitted by baller21 on May 31, 10 at 11:25am

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Rule 34 on Biggest Loser!

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 31, 10 at 6:05pm

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Lol that ain't right at all....though it's probably true

Submitted by TheREALNoelH on May 31, 10 at 5:42pm

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If you posted on tfln... Then you have access to the wide world of internet porn... You might try it and get better results.

Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 1, 10 at 12:20am

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Ewww! Fat people are gross! A bunch of pieces os shit! Just like all Americans! Lol

Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 11:49am

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Submitted by drseussofporn on May 31, 10 at 1:03pm

Submitted by vaginaboob on May 31, 10 at 3:13pm

Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on May 31, 10 at 11:39am

Submitted by norrisdrummer on Jun 1, 10 at 3:21am

Submitted by guitar_boy on May 31, 10 at 11:36am

Submitted by You_Fail on May 31, 10 at 11:26am

Submitted by Leto on May 31, 10 at 6:38pm

Submitted by abc101 on May 31, 10 at 8:27pm

Submitted by blondebabe90 on May 31, 10 at 11:26am

Submitted by OrangeXenon54 on May 31, 10 at 11:25pm

Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 6:12pm

Submitted by ozone95 on May 31, 10 at 8:14pm

Submitted by Michguy on May 31, 10 at 11:42am

Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:33am

Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on May 31, 10 at 3:09pm

Submitted by what_it_is on Jun 1, 10 at 1:42am

Submitted by babibluez4u on May 31, 10 at 1:00pm

Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 31, 10 at 10:31pm

Submitted by dannnyy on May 31, 10 at 10:01pm

Submitted by la_maldita97 on Jun 2, 10 at 12:24am

Submitted by Savagejay on May 31, 10 at 1:19pm

Submitted by johnnyk on Jun 29, 10 at 8:56am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 10 at 1:09am

Submitted by anonmyous on May 31, 10 at 12:37pm

Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Jun 1, 10 at 1:19am

Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 3:55am

Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jun 19, 10 at 5:44am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 10 at 2:31am

Submitted by danksinatra on May 31, 10 at 12:25pm

Submitted by abc101 on May 31, 10 at 11:26am

Submitted by huskerdrunk on Jun 1, 10 at 9:06pm

Submitted by codii on Jun 1, 10 at 12:44pm

Submitted by baller21 on May 31, 10 at 11:25am

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 31, 10 at 6:05pm

Submitted by TheREALNoelH on May 31, 10 at 5:42pm

Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 1, 10 at 12:20am

Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 11:49am

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