Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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