I just pynch a tree in the face
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I want her autograph on my taint
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So vagazzling was a success
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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