whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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