no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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