Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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