Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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