Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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