We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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