i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My breasts were aching with rage.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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