Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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