there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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