Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
