Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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