Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just google imaged poop.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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