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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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