I want to stick my p in your. b.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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