So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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