D3 body, D1 cock
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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