Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
