That's intense
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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