He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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