she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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