If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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