It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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