I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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