All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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