just tell him i said nine months
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
