Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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