Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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