I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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