He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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