So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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