no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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