Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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