I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Panties = found
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