Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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